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title: Alphinaud Publishes a Paper
date: 2024-01-03T03:14:26-05:00
summary: |
  I put way too much effort into this dumb joke.
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* Levellieur, A. (1574 6th A). “Novel Applications of Carbuncle Tissue Suspensions as a Lasing Medium.” Phenomena, 104(4), 439-458.