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- permissions
- cabling
- for a full disk
- the cache
- for a version conflict
- for a duplex mismatch
- the firewall rules
- <code>resolv.conf</code>
- <code>/etc/hosts</code>
- DNS
- <code>CR/LF</code>
- setuid/setgid bits
- the default gateway
- for IP conflicts
- the logs
- the port number
- for a zonefile dot
- I/O dammit
- the mounts
- the power
- for the wrong whitespace
- if it reloaded into bad config
- IP forwarding
- the trailing slash
- the MAC address
- if the filesystem is out of inodes
- the line length
- if you're on the wrong wifi network
- if the vpn timed out
- if that's the wrong host
- the security groups
- fucking binlogs
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